Well, first of all, there's no such person as Sean O'Neal.

what the juggalos really need is some sort of juggalo-Bane to appear and then the wicked ninjas will rise up and overthrow the mainstream and all the girls will show them their tits

what the juggalos really need is some sort of juggalo-Bane to appear and then the wicked ninjas will rise up and overthrow the mainstream and all the girls will show them their tits

The History Channel's Cleopatra: Alien Queen

The History Channel's Cleopatra: Alien Queen

In college I took a really shitty class on "Cleopatra in the Media" where all we did was read books and watch movies about Cleopatra and I wrote my final paper on the Cleopatra character in Clone High and I basically just turned in a list of funny quotes from the show and the professor gave me a D on the paper and a…

In college I took a really shitty class on "Cleopatra in the Media" where all we did was read books and watch movies about Cleopatra and I wrote my final paper on the Cleopatra character in Clone High and I basically just turned in a list of funny quotes from the show and the professor gave me a D on the paper and a…

Vin Diesel is 45 years old. Yup.

Vin Diesel is 45 years old. Yup.

I myself plan on being the orphan kid who witnesses some atrocity and then Stallone teaches me how to use a machine gun and becomes my dad

I myself plan on being the orphan kid who witnesses some atrocity and then Stallone teaches me how to use a machine gun and becomes my dad

According to my calculations, if the Expendables casts keep ballooning at this rate, we will all be starring in Expendables 10 in 2026. Dibs on a speaking role!

According to my calculations, if the Expendables casts keep ballooning at this rate, we will all be starring in Expendables 10 in 2026. Dibs on a speaking role!

Yeah Fernando was pretty dominant in the 80's, but for a modern remake they should probably use someone kids will recognize like Justin Verlander.

Yeah Fernando was pretty dominant in the 80's, but for a modern remake they should probably use someone kids will recognize like Justin Verlander.

How you gonna choke a legend?

How you gonna choke a legend?

You're gonna sit there and do your taxes? You're just gonna crunch numbers? Is this what's hot on the streets right now? Your taxes?

You're gonna sit there and do your taxes? You're just gonna crunch numbers? Is this what's hot on the streets right now? Your taxes?

Whoa… this is a gutpunch to my childhood… Raffi's telling the truth though, and Baby Beluga is still out there, just a little white whale on the go, right? Baby Beluga can't die, right? Right? Mom?