Proudly declaring that you refuse to believe the stats while daring people to call you sexist isn't checking up. It's sticking your fingers in your ears and saying "lalala I can't hear you," which is extremely idiotic.

"I guess that makes me an awful sexist man"

"I guess that makes me an awful sexist man"

"I think you're late for your Women's Studies class."

"I think you're late for your Women's Studies class."

JUST SHOW US THE BIRTCH CERTIFICATE OBAMA

JUST SHOW US THE BIRTCH CERTIFICATE OBAMA

I CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL LIKE WE HAVEN'T SEEN BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA'S REAL BIRTH CERTIFICATE YET

I CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL LIKE WE HAVEN'T SEEN BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA'S REAL BIRTH CERTIFICATE YET

Ah, you're talking about the Munster Mash. Such a classic.

Ah, you're talking about the Munster Mash. Such a classic.

Ugh, you really couldn't spare just five more dollar signs?

Ugh, you really couldn't spare just five more dollar signs?

With just a few more herbs and spices, Sloppy Daves could actually be money!

With just a few more herbs and spices, Sloppy Daves could actually be money!

Triscuits and mayo, bra-tato salad, BL 'Nums. Full spread. The works, really.

Triscuits and mayo, bra-tato salad, BL 'Nums. Full spread. The works, really.

"By the ruling of the Council of Elders, you are banished to the nether void for all eternity" and then the magus comes out and slits their throat with an obsidian dagger?

oh

Well according to my mom I'm the most handsome boy in school and any girl would be lucky to date me, so I dunno.