American Dad has the ultimate in-continuity reset button:  this is all in Stan's version of heaven.  He just needs to think to reset this.

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Shouldn't his name now be Michael Fastboner?

Charlie Sheen is like Two Face.
There are two people in Charlie Sheen: the drug-and-sex-crazed Charlie, and the nice, decent guy Carlos Estevez. Charlie Sheen is like Two Face when Carlos got half of his body scorched by hookers and coke.

this is
The worst porn soundtrack ever.

well
If Jersey Shore is Hell, then that's the best motivation to be virtuous.

man
At this rate, we're going to see how Gwen Stacy died in real life. Yeesh.

Finally!
A Rock-em, Sock-em Robots movie.

I thought this was Underworld, too, when I heard this song several months ago on some British radio show. They apparently made a mistake attributing this song to Underworld when it was Lynch.