Tracy Jordan
The Black Crusaders are after you.

The Wrong Guy
PLEEEEEEEASE do it!

nomoremike
You're right. He should leave his kids no money for their future to satisfy your hipster needs for artistic purity.

The Wrong Guy
Starring Dave Foley and Jennifer Tilly!

Dafoe
Looks really ugly in that picture.

CBS = Bad always
The end.

I hate Starbucks and Hyatt
and any other business that uses T-Mobile HotSpot. That shit is a total rip-off, and (in the case of Hyatt) barely even works.

Re: Second City
Maybe if Second City was one of those shitty troupes with a name like "Zoink-tastic Improv Funny Bonez" it would be worthy of more ribbing, but it's not even really an improv troupe. It's an institution of sketch comedy that does some of the most professional comedic theatre in the world. And only some…

Scrubs is short-lived?
I guess 6-8 seasons is short-lived now.

dammit, I knew that would happen
http://www.theonion.com/con…
ha_ha_ha_i_can_t_believe_how

How I Met Your Mother = Innovative?
http://www.theonion.com/con…

PLEASE
KEEP THE PICTURE OF UWE BOLL ON THE FRONT PAGE JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Hey!
That's me!

Also, Re: Wellicity H. Muffman
Be honest: Did you forget (or never see) Colbert's "Filliam H. Muffman" when you came up with that line? I hate to say it, but Colbert's version is funnier by a landslide.

Would "The Wrong Guy" count as a flop?
It never even found a distributor, but it's one of the funniest movies ever. Dave Foley at his finest.

Boner?
I haven't heard her say "boner" since the Full House Season 3 blooper reel.

Awesome-gasmic!
This is great news, albeit not surprising.

Vegan?
I was going to disagree with Noodle, but if he really is a vegan… ew.

But… but…
Wayne Brady IS hilarious!

ImpromptuJ
A plurality of the films are fiascos, not a majority.