Sean, McCain was tortured as a prisoner of war. If you're going to disrespect that you could at least make a funny joke about it.

I was going to pretend to be miffed and suggest this seems too much like Shaun of the Dead but now WOW, WOW, WOW, PLEASE BE GOOD PLEASE BE GOOD

If I had to guess, I would have expected this film to be about how a black butler was the secret power behind the throne for over 30 years. 

I really can't watch this episode again. Yes, the world of The Simpsons is illogical but why must Frank Grimes die for their cartooning sins? I'm perfectly fine that The Simpsons doesn't make sense, I'm fine with them making jokes about it. I'm fine with doing a whole episode about it. I'm not cool with driving a…

I look forward to the episode where Peter Sagal discovers a treasure map on the back of the Constitution only to discover that the REAL treasure is freedom.

Well, Shia LeBeouf doesn't want to be typecast.

Where do you think that ambition comes from?

After her earth-shattering performance in that one SNL video, I know Natalie Portman can perfectly capture the anger simmering in Lady MacBeth's soul.

Jonah has entered wacky neighbor mode by just showing up to things for no reason but it works.

After watching the poor guy say "they must know something we don't," I want to head straight to New York and buy the first mustachio man I see a beer.

It hits me that probably all the actors who played admirals strangled by Darth Vader are now dead. End of an era.

Sure, Anne Frank would probably behave like most 15-year old girls if she was alive today at that age- liking music I don't care for (Can't you at least play something catchy Bieber? Where the hell is your "Call me, Maybe?"). The problem is how Justin Bieber only see her humanity up to the point where it can feed his…

The Canadians are so friendly they'll let you kidnap the president if you complain long enough.

I just want to say how much I loved every choice you made for this feature. Even if I absolutely hated the movie, I knew there was a persuasive argument to include it in the collection because you always made one.

Christian Lawyer's goofy smile  when Satan introduces himself alone wants me to see this movie. It just screams "I can't believe my good luck! Satan actually showed up!"

I remember watching the first ten or so minutes of Tokyo Drift on TV without knowing what it was. I liked the quick set-up of the high school and the race was actually handled very well. Sorta old American muscle against new speedster that handles better. After that scene ended; I then checked the title, gasped, and…

As a film snob, I was very dismissive Ebert for a long time. And if my snobbery has probably only gotten worse over time, Ebert's non-film writing has grown on me. Humanistic and earthy, what counts as public intellectualism in this country has lost one of its best voices.

Will you giggle at your own jokes, ruining the timing of something your writing staff slaved over? Because that's a dealbreaker.

Ventriloquism brings out the inner-serial killer in everyone. Any reasonable society would have it banned, all ventriloquists put in psych wards, and Jeff Durham tried for hate crimes.

As a kid ignorant of Frank Miller's work, I felt TDKR segment to be crazy. What, this girl seriously wanted us to believe she's working as Robin? And why the hell would Batman have to be older for the story's purposes? Now, I'm just surprised they got away with it.