Ah, the double Bill conundrum. They made Brain Dead to clear things up for you.

*ahem* You won't get away with ignoring Lance Henriksen forever.

The Academy could surely make an exception for the lofty Von Trier.
"And the nominees for Best Animated Feature plus one are…"?

No real movies?
You know. Mature, philosophical ones, with mutilation.

Firstie-AIDS, with Cancer on top.

I'm either gonna vote for the guy who said My Life or say ivansxtc. and vote for me.

Get Lost or Try Dying: in Cheesy-Vision

camolesbo (friendly nickname), I was ever so slightly underwhelmed by Missing. More of a message than a film. As people already mentioned, it has a promising premise and C-G directs the hell out of it, but it still lacks the immediacy of his best work. Lemmon and Spacek are both awesome, and I say that with the utmost…

You're all gonna die.
Hark! The redneck village idiot is never wrong.

Maya been the honey. Cheap Mayan honey was all over the stores when I was a kid. Now, not so much. By, 2012, if nobody there will be no Mayan honey :( Unless, of course, by some fortuitous turn of events, Nic Cage['s likeness] catches fire.

I concur
Recount suggests a rigged play, but Gen Kill, Angels and BoB. It's OK! Even Broken Trail (though Van Dyke is no Ry Cooder) and John Adams aren't horribly bad choices. Haven't seen Planet Earth or Leeveevevs.

Didn't you see the signs?
I saw the signs. Big, flashing neon letters, maybe in Mayan, appeared to me as I was watching the trailer. They said "SUCKAGE", maybe in Mayanese.

Z and Le Couperet, sows!

Oh, and a little ditto on the sax hate too. I'll swallow it from the Stones, but it's the worst thing to happen to rock'n'roll since the masturbation guitar. Or before.

Ditto, Karate Blowup man. Sister Morphine is the goddamn honey!

Kinda like breakfast, but less crunchy. You're safe though, I don't eat that yellow snow. Wait, why aren't there admins stopping this metaphor?

If that's true, then what the fuck is wrong with shit? Your hands are planted in a steaming pile of it, and as far as the taste of shit goes, Six Feet Under packed all assortment of flavour, squirting out in all consistencies and pH balances. Digesting it makes me envy the bowels of a constipated cow. Sure, none of…

Of course The Wire will win. Only Six Feet Under is better.

Is this the one with Crispin Glover as Loki?
Or the utter piece of shit it sounds like? Also, Hopkins is somewhat out of place in the pantheon of formidable, physiologically anyway. He's Dick Cheney's goblin changeling at best. Of course Nick Nolte would be Odin in any respectable take on the mythology. Or, you know,…

Oh, I thought it said Castro Boy
But this? Screw this shit, Hollywood. Now I have to de-boggle my mind. Sounds like a job for Nic Cage.