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Dr. Wally Metropolisopolis
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Pretty sure the Judge was lean and lanky.

Between Austin and San Antonio, you pass an exit for Kohlenberg Rd, which makes me chuckle.

relocated

Saying an album kind of sucks if you disregard the best song of a decade, though, is kind of a strange way to measure an album.

What's the big deal? Probably, you do your job for the money too.

Dear god. I was already a barfly in '02.

Are you a fan of bad music, or a bad fan of music?

How 'bout Fleet Foxes do En Vogue?

Wye Oak is a given. But this feature needs to see the return of Andrew W.K. That guy makes me glad to be alive.

I bet it wins in a walk.

Yeah…I did this. What can I say, I was a sad sack of shit back in the day.

I went with:

I picked TV on the Radio last time around. Guess I'm just cooler than you.

I was thiiiiiiis close to picking that song too. But shit, it'd be a mess.

If Maiden can't win this vote then I fear for the future of the AV Club comment section.

A straight Weird Al cover on the accordion of Iron Maiden would end Undercover.

This might've been the toughest category for me. Cause I really wanted to hear someone have to sing "Bustin' make me feel good!" and clearly Danger Zone is as rad as rad comes. But I went with Man in Motion. I just got a feeling that it could be a really fun cover.

Dude…I hope they pick me. I can't sing, but I've got a ton of stage presence which still puts me ahead of half the performers.

I went with Holy Diver. I'd love to get some metal in there, and figured it might be the best chance.

There are already way too many people trying to become indie rock sensations. I'd rather most of 'em just stopped doing that.