"I actually find the haters to be more annoying."

"There will also be corn."

This is really the one that relates to everyone on here:

Man Totally Proud Of Last Night's Drunken Phone Calls:

Hancock is actually pretty entertaining before the stupid plot twist and third-act narrative collapse.

Jeez, idiotking, that's a bit much.

C'mon, that bit in the art gallery where everyone is walking around with magnifying glasses to look at the miniatures is pretty damn funny.

Differences of opinion don't usually extend into judgements on a person's intelligence (or at least, they don't need to). But those opinions themselves can be judged. Your OP was basically a load of vitriol with not much thought to back it up. What makes the film "a giant unseemly mess" in your opinion? Why do think…

I didn't enjoy Adaptation as much as Kaufman's other works (oddly, Cage's sad-sack performance didn't work for me in the way that Hoffman's did), but in no way whatsoever is it a sub-par movie, let alone one of the worst movies ANYONE has seen. Also, great job being judgemental, close-minded, and smug. "This sounds…

For me, it's Robert Ryan and Jason Robards.

Maybe for you, but Blood Meridian was my third McCarthy (after No Country and The Road) and it blew me away. Went on to read Suttree and The Border Trilogy, which were almost as good. I just celebrate the man's entire catalogue!

Mikey B: Was that the one with David Jason as Albert, and Ian Richardson as the voice of Death? Yeah, I thought it was good, but not great. Best part: Richardson dropping a House of Cards reference.

No love for Albert the 5th Musketeer? I'm sure that's a show that definitely existed, and I didn't imagine when I was drunk.

Can't argue with that, Warren.

Minority Report was originally a short story.

I'd like to see an adaptation of VALIS or Radio Free Albemuth.

There's a fair few Miyazaki films (Laputa: Castle In The Sky off the top of my head) that could be called steampunk-y.

"wose"? WORSE!

Caine's done far wose in his career. Muppet Chistmas Carol is great.

I wouldn't be surprised to see Outcast on a future entry. Popular, and more 'family-friendly' than Eminem etc.