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The deathclaws look like velociraptors.

*cough cough* I'm feeling as though a few sick days are in my near future.

Really? I had exactly the opposite experience. I hated playing it solo. Different strokes I guess.

The game works best with 4 person coop. The four character classes are supposed to synergize with each other and the game isn't really meant to be played solo. That throws a lot of people off, myself included.

The Citadel DLC is among my favorite video game experiences ever and I've been gaming since the NES.

That escalated quickly.

50 tries?! I admire you. That is well past my breaking point. Actually if I had to quantify it, that's about 45 tries past my breaking point.

From Software has found a perfect little niche product that appeals very strongly to a particular segment of people who like to consider themselves hardcore gamers. It is like the Cross Fit of video games. If you know anyone who has joined one of those intense fitness clubs, you will know how exasperating it can be

Crookback Bog was creepy - that weird high-pitched fiddle music was really off-putting. Also, the three grotesque cannibals.

The site should really herald lesser known games made by fringe developers. A couple that come time mind (bear with me, I'm a bit of a gameophile, so it's ok if you have not heard of them) are a series called "Call of Duty" that soldiers on like the little engine that could for its dedicated but small cult following .

These games are not that bad, really. If you've been playing games since the early 90s, you'll be more than accustomed to beating games through trial and error and sheer force of will. It rewards exploration and grinding, and if you are having trouble at a boss, you can summon someone to help. Also, the combat is

Bonus points for the game spelling it Gaol, just to fuck with North Americans. WHAT IS THAT WORD WHERE AM I….I AM LOSING MY MIND

I like Mars bars.

One day he'll thank me.

My 7 year old is, because I am forcing him to like the same things I liked as a child. I don't give a shit what he wants. When he complains and asks why he can't choose his own toys I say "BECAUSE I SAID SO - END OF DISCUSSION".

Who are you calling inferior!?

MURPH!

There's a speaker built into the controller, so you don't necessarily need a headset. The PS4 also comes with a little mic and earphone you can plug into the controller for voice chat.

I'm so into this, you have no idea. None of my friends play Destiny, so it's strangers or nothing. I tried to play in the Rift the other day just to see what it was and got the message "Fuck u retard".

So it's not cool to scream "COVERING FIRE!!!!!!" every 5 seconds?