Extended buzzkill
That was long and hard.

I shat bricks
The movie did what it was expected very well.

That actually makes me 17.

Goddamn it
Once I read "new Larry the Cable guy Movie" and checked the synopsis, no amount of snark could ease the rage seeping into my skin.

I'm ashamed
When I was 14, not only did I buy their album, but I went to see them open for Fall Out Boy.

That's why Jesus invented NBC.com playing older episodes FOR FREE.

First on my first (apparently.)

I'm two payments away
from owning my bike.

Is that Cockmongler?
He'll mongle your cock.

Wait wait wait
It's called First Sunday but it's coming out on the second Friday?

The Arcade Fire EP played backwards is 45 minutes of the world's greatest secrets.

I bought it
The 7.99 price point probably helped sales. A lot.

4th
Can someone slip a roofie in her drink and kidnap her so we don't have to hear about her any more?

Year of Flops Part 2, please
Just keep it rolling. I'd love to see this become a full fledged feature, to stay forever. There are so many flops to cover.