Which should Mr. Sanchez find more intolerable: the fatuous play on the word "pirate" by his rapists-to-be or the buttfuck pangs caused by his rapists-to-is?

I swear, as I was watching the finale unfold, I was hoping that these same dreadful writers wouldn't also be responsible for the Deb-catches-Dexter reveal.

It was probably M5050/diprenorphine, an antidote to M99.

I don't know if I watched the same thing as you did, but the trailer that was up on Youtube (and appears to have since been taken down) showed a much different underwear scene that was far, far funnier than the one that actually showed up in the show.

Would Bea Arthur count?

Love me some blue-eyed crunk.

You know what's totally NOT discreet? Walking around the inside of a well-lit building wearing murder gloves and carrying a giant fucking ax.