A combination of Marah, Noel, and Donna's complaints: whenever someone "smokes" a cigarette onscreen, but doesn't inhale. Worst offender: Kevin Smith's taciturn, chain-smoking Silent Bob. Never inhales. Used to offend me as a smoker; still offends me as a former-smoker.

A combination of Marah, Noel, and Donna's complaints: whenever someone "smokes" a cigarette onscreen, but doesn't inhale. Worst offender: Kevin Smith's taciturn, chain-smoking Silent Bob. Never inhales. Used to offend me as a smoker; still offends me as a former-smoker.