I'm real broke and have like 3 weeks worth of t-shirts (and other sorts of shirts in addition to those), and having no money just expresses itself in terms of, a lot of these shirts are real old or i don't like them very much.

Yeah i was a pretty big Apatow defender (i guess comparatively i still am) but This Is 40 was a huge slog, and it would have been hard to make a more biting caricature of his weaknesses on purpose.

Well one of them goes around insulting people's appearances for cheap applause and the other is a dog puppet.

This strategy's critical flaw: you wind up seeing Chris Christie's underpants.

This is wonderful; thanks for letting me know it exists without having to keep up with what's on Hulu.

Maybe it's actually a hot cock condom and they didn't draw the comb etc in very well?

I LEARNED IT FROM YOU!!!

Curvy is especially frustrating because there's a body type that you can non-euphemstically call "curvy" that you have to have a really skewed perspective to consider synonymous with "fat" and it's confusing when round people get called "curvy." I'm not sure what to call those other people to be clear at this point,…

I think i might have actually been more interested in that movie with two dudes. Still not exactly interested, but at least the "late bloomer jumps headfirst into weird misrepresentation of S&M" angle works a little better with a guy, who has the excuse of his sexuality not being something he could necessarily be open…

About as good as it gets on the Alison Brie front is her masturbating a water bottle. That is surprisingly good though. At least this movie doesn't feature the indignity of Will Ferrell insulting her looks while dumping her (admittedly, mostly because she's evil).

It was like "tell him if he takes you, this isn't the only fun he'll be having tonight." It was super gross.

I was going to say this should go the other way around logically, but realized 112 is definitely a funnier number than 2.28 or whatever. Also, going in the right direction gets you "The 6 Year Old Virgin" which does not sound like a dog movie, or a movie anyone wants to see.

Corgie Hall
Sleeping with He Thinks He's People!
Hydrants of Madison County
The Arfist
High Fidolity
Pretty in Light Grey

Is that a totally separate pursuit from the luchador thing, or is there some overlap?

The Baldur's Gate parts don't fit in particularly well, but they do make several concessions to the idea that you're not really here for the combat, so they won't likely be a stumbling block.

It wasn't my absolute favorite, but it was unique and had no viable replacements when it went away. Like, if Brooklyn 99 eats it tomorrow, i'd be losing a show i liked more, but there are 8 things in its vein and not much worse i could fill that time with.

Personally i think he was usually in a 24-style time-sensitive counter-terrorism op, and just played piano in his occasional downtime.

I think if no one invited you to go congratulate yourself in a stadium, you're probably in the clear.

I was trying to imply that Chicago ______ would run out of procedural options and be forced to resort to sitcoms to expand further.

It's a lot like the bingo exemption that let people make virtual slot machines whose algorithms were technically just playing a bunch of games of bingo very quickly.