Also, people still remembered Star Wars years later. 50 Shades of Grey started being embarrassingly old news almost before the movie version came out.

Woah, that took a turn.

There is that. But even then, if you're going that route. find a sexier accusation than "doesn't vote much in the senate" you know?

It looks like this accusation isn't even particularly true. It seems like he has a comparatively bad attendance record, but isn't actually missing an upsetting percentage of votes? Unless it's during a specific period he's cherry picking.

Well original Barbie is already crazy tall right? I mean, she's a small doll, but if she's not representing a very tall person, her proportions make even less sense than they already do. So it's not surprising that making a taller version is nightmare fuel.

I cannot wrap my head around flat earth conspiracy theorists being a thing. It's disappointing when people come out against vaccines or whatever, but the earth not being round, coming from someone who has traveled around it…

Barbie Zero

That line sounds like it's from a Blondie biopic doing one of those contrived scenes where someone starts off with something terrible before getting the details right for their big hit.

Sorry, i haven't actually cooked it myself, just had it out and at friends' places. I don't find raw meat particularly pleasant to handle either though, so i'm sure that'll be a smooth transition.

I figure i'll switch to beans and legumes and stuff for my protein when i get priced out of chicken. I mean, the cricket people going "you'll have to eat crickets! cows will be a huge luxury!" don't seem to know that tofu tastes fine and i'm already used to it.

I assume vegetarians survive primarily on corn just like everyone else.

I didn't like the first one and am not totally sure if i saw the second one or not. It was frustrating that the first one starts off with a bunch of competent heroes, and then tells you only this uninterested guy can save the day, so please sit still while we train him. Obviously it didn't invent that particular…

The Police Chief said "come and see" and behold, there was a detective on a white horse, and power was given to him over a quarter of the precinct and he rode forth conquering people in possession of small amounts of marijuana.

Well King Kong is sort of a tragic creature that's only particularly destructive when taken out of his habitat, and Godzilla willfully destroys stuff around 30% of the time, but heroically fights to save that same stuff the rest of the time. So i'd say both of them are nobler than Olive Garden.

Well his excuse in that version is that he claims to have eaten the fruit, and it gave him the power of speech rather than killing him as God claimed it would, and if it did this for a snake, imagine what it can do for you!

The serpent probably wasn't even The Adversary when the stories involving either were written. So yeah, snakes: they used to have legs and advanced reasoning and language skills until they got on God's bad side.

I got through the cold open and that was as much as i could take. I would have gotten farther if i hadn't seen the trailers that used the same basic joke/setup the cold open did two or three more times.

She would absolutely stubbornly take one unpopular side then inexplicably flip flop after convincing some people.

She pushed a lot of advice on people. That's not really the same thing, and the advice didn't consistently work, but i could kind of see it still leaving a vacuum?

Oh good i'm not the only one who had no idea who that woman was.