I had mixed feelings about Bush's amount of ranch time, but i think maybe even with him, we'd have been better off with him in the White House more? I'm not sure.

Honest estimate: 20% by pre-dissolution volume

I don't know if they all do. The last one has that Paul Walker in memoriam song, but i don't remember anything musically from the others.

Ironic appreciation of a kitschy TV movie leading you to winkingly remake it seems pretty safely in hipster territory for the original definition of the word.

I don't know if it was SyFy or not, but "Roboshark" seemed intentionally bad, but still had the sort of idiosyncratic misguidedness you associate with earnest bad movies. A high school girl keeps using social media to help defeat the shark throughout the movie, because someone figured that was the sort of thing that…

One of those identical perfume commercials ends with the reveal that it's called "Invictus" which is a weird emotion to ascribe to a smell that's supposed to make women want to get with you.

Or if you're Adam Sandler, just start naming other Jewish people.

Was that the one that had a Wayans, or the one that had Jason Statham? I know one is it and the other is Dungeon Siege, but since neither of them had any characteristics of either source property, it's hard to recall which is which.

It's gonna be The Spirits Within of its generation.

Dry and toothy.

It's really nice for at least a couple of months a year, for things i care about more than "Let's see what's available on demand/streaming/etc at the moment"

Well it's not like "Hermione" was a reasonable name for a white person either.

It has a theme song with those words and everything.

Dos Hermanos, AKA
Ivasión Extraterrestre, Monstruo Tomate, Armada Mexicana; Hermonos Quienes Solamente Son Hermanos Regulares Corriendos en una Camioneta de un Asteroide y Todos Tipos de Cosas, la Pelicula

Ah yes, The Loin King. Featuring Hakuan Mattata and I Can't Wait to Be Kign.

I think he's supposed to be understandable but not likable. He gets a lot of shit thrown his way and then gets angry at the people who he can yell at with impunity even though it's not their fault.

The tupperware thing is complicated. On the one hand, Sue obviously should be allowed to work if she wants to, but on the other, how few options women have at the time is letting the company get away with exploiting her to a degree that makes it pretty clearly not a job worth doing. It's kind of like the people…

As opposed to the monkeys with steady paychecks and permanent living arrangements?

If they didn't want the wrong name to be read, why were they dressed so distractingly??

If it makes you feel any better (which it won't, because you're not psychotic) at least you're not a Syrian refugee watching them propose said nightmare vision for one of the places you were hoping to maybe flee to.