I think I'm available, but I'd have to check my schedule. *mimes checking an imaginary calendar* Yeah, I'm available.

Or how about Melissa Joan Hart's failing? Maybe if it'd been a Clarissa Explains It All movie, right? Right? Anyone? Please?

Did you take my ladder?!

Please do.

Any chance we can get some Clarissa Explains It All notifications up in here? TV Club Classic, anyone?

@avclub-f121d09285898f1c66d66f1e6f0455a6:disqus Not even a little racism?

Promise?!

Thank you?

Please, no more. I just can't handle it.

I'm not doing anything.

It's the only time I feel alive, though.

My life is hell.

When's it gonna be my time? That's what I want to know.