Rules of my Life
I refuse to watch any Jim Carrey movie where he doesn't talk out of his butt.

Hebrew yes I do…. I'm poor bus riding illiterate from chicago.

oh cool..
It's a movie about that guys tattoo I saw on the bus earlier today.

Shane Sparks?
Everything I saw him do this season was positively lackluster. In fact my fiancee and I decided that he was the kiss of death. Remember that routine with Jeanine and Phillip where they were "in love?" Ew.

It could be worse…
They could bring to life the long gestating snorks movie.