Do we need a new feature?
Not to be a dick, but do we really need a 'new feature' for the AV Club when currently existing ones go neglected for months at a time (FTTF, and slightly less-regularly CTotD)?

Now even better…
Me, personally, I'm wondering if there's anyone I can ritually sacrifice to get Frank Black in on the X-Files movie somehow.

Ironically…
Ironically, I felt that if they'd had a little more time to the movie to develop some of the story bits, it would have turned out better. Then maybe they wouldn't have had to completely mutilate the film version of Duddits.

Like other folks…
I just want to thank you guys for checking these out as well. I saw them in the store a week ago and almost considered trying a pack.

This may seem random…
But would you guys mind if I took a second to tell you just how much I love this column?

It earns a couple of points…
On the sci-fi front, the movie earns a couple of points for actually using even-then-obsolete minidisc players as props. Obscure technology for the win.

Depends
I'd have to say it depends on the exact industry you're a part of to figure out the sell-out benchmark. For example, for webcomics you're considered a sell-out the moment you announce to the world "Hey, I've worked out a way to manage the financial necessities required to not live on the streets without…

Thank you.
Thank you for the 'raping my childhood' thing. I must show this to every asshole I know who wouldn't shut up about the fucking robot designs.

Nuts
For some reason my last comment didn't come out right. But it was also supposed to point out that "John From Cincinnati" had been cancelled.

Hm…
Y'know, regardless, that cartoon is still funnier than anything on superdeluxe.com.

John from Cincinnati
"…its long-shot hope, John From Cincinnati, could generously be referred to as âenigmatic.â"

TV Links
I think TV Links will survive being mentioned here… its servers might get a little flooded, but this isn't the first time it's spread throughout an internet community.

Really, when it comes down to it…
I think superhero comics have potential, but I think the industry needs to stop and take a look at itself and what people are actually enjoying more. I got out of comics in general a couple of years ago (buying a couple of paperback collections here and there) after having to suffer…

Bicentennial Man
I think one of the most misleading trailers I've seen for a movie is the one for Bicentennial Man. Every trailer for the film will focus on two things…

You know…
I don't even know who either of these people are. And whether or not this means I'm out of touch, I think it does mean that my life is more enriched and fulfilling just because I can say that.

In addition…
FRUSTRATION SETS IN WHEN: You come to realize that every single move the computer suggests (which it starts doing if you take too long between moves) will fuck you and fuck you hard.

'Quiet Human Moments' (careful, spoiler towards the end)
I think the problem with the 'quiet human moments' was that they were a little too quiet. Whatever folks thought of the 'angsty' scenes in Spider-Man 2, this one felt a little lacking with so little of Aunt May's "Getting Peter's head screwed on right"…

Good lord…
Is it wrong that I'm actually kind of offended that nobody here has said a single word about Transmetropolitan?

Hey…
Hey, Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms, yo.