Lorne still insists on the cue card reading, right? 

When I went to school, "something between a bad and competent job clearing a very low bar" was a C- at best.

I understood that he did not veto the repeal of the Glass-Steagall Act because Congress had the votes to override the veto anyway.

I believe what Lawrence O'Donnell meant was, you can't trust Melanie, but you can always trust Melanie to be Melanie.

I weep.

A thousand times THIS.

If Kate Upton has any idea who Bill is, she surely made the request herself.

Yeah, I enjoyed the Daniel Radcliffe and Channing Tatum shows much more, and I really like Maya.  I didn't even rewind anything this week, and didn't save it to watch later.  It was pleasant enough.  Besides the musical guest.  Diff'rent strokes.

No, it really doesn't.  It sounds like chaos.

Donations!  That explains it, I think I heard at the time it only sold 6000 copies.

The sadder thing is, he was already on a celebrity weight loss show here in the U.S.

And let's also get universal health insurance that isn't tied to your or your partner's employer.

I knew some people that worked behind the scenes, and they said after several tours, she still didn't realize that the stage was moved from city to city.  One day she commented on how it was always the same.

It made so much more sense when I started reading "What's On Tonight?" as "What We'll Be Reviewing Tomorrow That You Have Absolutely No Interest In".
 

Why wouldn't a homophobe support a homophobic candidate?

Yes, Metallica.  Seriously.  I wonder who Catholic Tom Araya is voting for.

Yes, precisely why he's now a Jesus freak.

Well, ten years is only 1/5 of his life…

Gene Simmons actually endorsed Mitt Romney. 

It's so brutal, it might actually be metal.