And Mustaine said if he were president, he would build a Great Wall on the Mexican border, because, quote, "it makes me sick to to think we have assh—-s in this country letting f—king Mexicans in. Who needs this s—t?"
There's that Christian charity for you.

That's an insult to Billy Squire.  Truly.

Where is the outrage on Gary Oldman's behalf?  I'm ready to take to the streets with flaming torch aloft!  If he didn't even win in England, my hopes are practically dashed for an Oscar.

It is possible to observe the jury directly when you watch the entire trial yourself, and it is also possible to objectively weigh the evidence without being roped in by the vitriol of the sensationalists of the HLN network.  I served my jury duty this year, my first summons in 40 years.  It is possible to be a person…

I'm so glad this is a recognized thing.  I thought my "singing" cousin was actually getting away with this bullshit.  I honestly feel so much validated relief.

Maybe people that don't get this didn't have TVs during recent elections?  Quite a lot of people seem to not have TVs.

Those of us that already adopted rescues should get a pass.  That same commercial at every break is torturous. It's either that or the Trojan Twister vibrator that is illegal for us to even order in Texas and six other states.

I'm curious if you feel that way about the West Memphis 3?  That the jury knew more than the court of public opinion?  Cases are fumbled all the time.

We know. Casey, OJ and Van Der Sloot are guilty, guilty, guilty.  Casey just needs time to catch herself up like the other two.

Not to start a ruckus, but during the Casey Anthony trial, we had information that the jury didn't, and it was a fact the jury took almost no notes and were many times observed to be completely zoned out.  So that guarantee doesn't hold up.

The pattern is always thus:

And the EXTRAS in the Harry Potter sketch were fantastic!

The recurring political ads were probably funnier in states where the political ads have already been running. Thankfully they have not started in the rest of the country. They do quickly begin to drive you insane and they won't stop until November.

I love the "Turget" Lady and I like to think she works at the same Target as Maria Bamford's high school nemesis.  But this installment was not so funny.  I'd trade her in for an Oscar-time Aunt Linda movie review on Weekend Update.

It would also be nice if they would stop thinking men kissing is the height of hilarity.  Maybe it squeaked by tonight since they added the layer of them being hobos.  Hopefully it's almost played out.

It wasn't the green card joke? 

How many of the people in this thread are the same people who thought Robyn was outstanding three episodes ago?  I'm curious.

Oh, that HuffPo looks good!  It's Twitter but only comedians.  Thanks for the tip, Skip.

There's not even a live lounge on TLo…what the hell is going on?!  I'm without a port in a storm….

Are there any promising live-blog alternatives?