If you weren't young enough to be terrified of the WWW, it's probably no good.  My little brother was terrified of the (SPOILERS, APPARENTLY?) tree that throws apples.  I mean, deathly afraid,  Recurring-nightmare afraid.

I love Pride and Prejudice, and I also love zombies, and never the twain shall meet.  I knew better than to give that a chance.

Chip and Dale, the chipmunks!  Do they play the horrible cartoon where Donald is starving and slices a bean and bread so thin you can see through it?  That sounds almost as miserable as Charlie Brown specials!

If anyone is interested, that's being aired tonight also, it's just tacked onto the end.  It's called "This Is America,Charlie Brown: the Mayflower Voyagers"

And throw it in her face I DON'T REMEMBER INVITING YOU!

I love that this year's parade included the drag queens in Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, and Johnny Weir on the back of a giant rocking horse.

It's not just fond nostalgia - the parade really used to be better:

The parade just started - I'm disappointed there's not going to be a Book of Mormon performance.

You don't like the Peppermint Patty rant?  That's the best part! 
I won't sit through the Halloween or Christmas eps anymore, though.

I always watch Natalie Wood in Miracle on 34th Street.  It's on NBC and also TCM today.  Even though I have it on DVD.

WHAT?!  Is this actually a thing?

Move "up" to 2:30?!

Why is reality irrelevant here?  Obama is not an idiot, and Bachmann is a well-documented liar and bitch.

He thinks it's a good idea, in this political climate, to shill for a predatory-rate credit card.  "What?  They rebate you CASH!"  Aw shucks, who me?

She's the REASON for the word!

I like how you mixed "NASCAR race" and "Klan rally" to get "NASCAR rally".

She tends to fall between "false" and "pants on fire".

I don't think it was his intent to apologize.  I think he said hurting her feelings wasn't his intention. 

This movie needed a cutaway to Thomas Edison rolling in piles of cash, laughing maniacally.  Just exactly how many lives did that guy ruin?

You have a valid point there.