Isn't that Abigail Breslin moment just jaw-droppingly horrifying?  After recent (grades AV Club gave in) reviews, I fully expect AV Club to give New Years' Eve a B-

You're the first person I ever heard of that didn't know the "spoiler" before seeing it the first time just from hearing the premise.

This has almost the same grade as the Twilight movie, just give or take a plus or minus.

Yes, saw it on the big screen and hated it after the first half-hour.  It is in no way comparable to the excellent "The Age of Innocence" or "The Shining".  It pisses people off because it was an obvious idea poorly done.

She was so incredibly obnoxious on Jimmy Fallon last night.  I'll give her a limited-time pass for being 14, but that appearance really put me off seeing this.  I agree the trailer is doing it no favors either. 

That seems introductory.  Welcome to the club!

I did the same thing, I read the link on the front page as "Michael Sweet" and wondered why anyone was writing about a solo project from the lead singer of Stryper.

Aside from the fact that feminists reclaim and self-apply the term bitch, as in Bitch Magazine, I can't see how any feminist would have any problem calling a bitch a bitch.  I know I don't.

@avclub-31f81674a348511b990af268ca3a8391:disqus  You need to get out more, then.  Try a NASCAR race.

Being a 12-stepper does that to you.

For me, this goes a long way to make up for how conciliatory Fallon was.  Did you see her playing word association?  Her word for Palin was "gorgeous".

As an aside, I do hope everyone knows there are far more than two contradictory verses in the bible.  It's anything but consistent.

For me, it's not his face, it's the sight of his loafers and Sears Toughskins ensemble.  Now that I think of it, he sits like a Muppet.

Jalepeno!  On a steeeeek!

I remember Pip and Pop were Wampanoags in the Thanksgiving special.

I actually bought that potty-training video, and I DON'T HAVE KIDS. 
Surprisingly, I learned that it is okay to stop what you are doing to go potty and come back and continue where you left off.  It actually broke my bad habit of waiting until it was a "potty emergency" (like the Animaniacs).

I actually went to check that out, Jared Padalecki is always unrelievedly awful. If you think Hell On Wheels is bad, this clip will make you feel better in a jiffy:

Management! 

I had, having been forced to memorize the books of the bible in AWANA.  I just knew it was going to come in handy eventually.

No, he actually quoted a specific completely contradictory verse!  As a devout atheist, I'm mightly impressed!