Reading this review is like riding in an electric schadenfreude mobile. FROM HELL!

I don't want to say that the AVClub has suspect movie tastes. Sure there is some dimension where War Horse deserved an A. But I'll be damned if I'm going to sit by and watch my beloved snarkers be manipulated by Zoe Kazan's overwhelming fruition of the MPDG prophecy. This isn't Bobcat Goldthwait. A same day interview…

I don't want to say that the AVClub has suspect movie tastes. Sure there is some dimension where War Horse deserved an A. But I'll be damned if I'm going to sit by and watch my beloved snarkers be manipulated by Zoe Kazan's overwhelming fruition of the MPDG prophecy. This isn't Bobcat Goldthwait. A same day interview…

Starring Andy Dick as Ernest Borgnine!

Starring Andy Dick as Ernest Borgnine!

Say hi to your mother for me.

Say hi to your mother for me.

oh my god what a gross dork who no one will ever want to bone ever

oh my god what a gross dork who no one will ever want to bone ever

L7 can have the day but they'll never take the night time away.

L7 can have the day but they'll never take the night time away.

So Bob Dylan is Dane McGowan?

So Bob Dylan is Dane McGowan?

"I was supposed to die in that cell wasn't I, you bastards? Well, I didn't die. And you didn't get your book deals, you mothers. I wrote a book about you. So you'll have to go out and rip some other celebrity until he's dead then you can write a book about him."

"I was supposed to die in that cell wasn't I, you bastards? Well, I didn't die. And you didn't get your book deals, you mothers. I wrote a book about you. So you'll have to go out and rip some other celebrity until he's dead then you can write a book about him."

Sailors board me now
I was born to be fucked like a cow
Cowards
Men who don't fuck me are cowards
Girls who get near me are fools
Oh boys, get on board

Sailors board me now
I was born to be fucked like a cow
Cowards
Men who don't fuck me are cowards
Girls who get near me are fools
Oh boys, get on board

BECAUSE THEN THE WASHCLOTH GETS DIRTY

BECAUSE THEN THE WASHCLOTH GETS DIRTY

what an asshole