They're not getting past the Clippers/Grizzlies in the second round without Westbrook if that makes you feel any better.

I think you need help Michael, I don't care about your movies but I care about you as a person. Please dial 211, get the help you need. I know it's hard to admit you aren't right and help yourself.

I come from a family in the industry, I've heard what directors are assholes and which ones are okay. 
Michael Bay does not get high marks with his crews.I'm sorry I had to break this to you. He makes very popular films, I'm sure he is a good person, (though he really should relax and be cooler with his crews.) His…

Just FYI Chris Conley. Michael Bay treats his workers poorly. Also he does too much cocaine for one person.

That Laurel Canyon renewal.

I think I have completely stopped watching network TV

He's no Superman

You may need to stop drinking

Wait you're allowed to have a bigfoot show that's not 100% serious about the existence of Sasquatches.

FLINTSTONES CHEWABLE MORPHINE

More like Dong Xiao Ping

Catcher for the Twins could be some awful sodomy reference.

He got Mauer. But what word did the Twins get in Return?

I don't know there's something about a swedish metal band's dildo that just seems pointless.

This almost makes up for the fact that i think they play 4+ hours of Tosh a day

Yeah, maybe if your mom's catholic. But what are the rest of us supposed to do

There aren't that many things more unnecessary than this

Armageddon 2: Meteor Returns

Go somewhere else Michael Bay

When the film's highlight is The Rock's acting, you know you're in trouble