Phil Spector what?

Brian Wilson's one of the few people I can think of who could write two autobiographies, probably covering the same material, and no one thinks twice about it.

It's great. It's weird, but it's great. He managed to write a super creepy ode to Johnny Carson that sounds like pure genius.

To be fair, Lennon did as well.

Fresh Start Over In A Diff. . . no, I'm not doing this.

@Scrawler2:disqus Are you talking about "Clean Slate?" I never saw that, but it dealt with the guy having amnesia or something, so each day he woke up he had no idea who he was. It sounded awful.

Welcome to the room, Sara. It's not that funny, is it.

In fairness, Lindsey's put out three solo records in the interim. All of which are leagues better than "Say You Will" was.

One of my favorite lyric sheets ever. For some reason, whoever printed the lyrics to "Tusk" in the booklet wrote out every single time they shout "TUSK!" at the end of the track. In other words. . .

Well, I'm gonna go listen to Southern Rock Opera now.

Can we please get Cristoph Waltz, Audrey Tautou and Anton Yelchin involved, to complete this conquest?

The recently discovered lovechild of Marion Cotillard and Gollum.

We'll have to ash someone who's seen it.

Co-no!!

It wasn't just pay-or-play, it was pay-and-play. Which is an even more ludicrously favorable deal. And in fact, it was mostly the conditions of that contract that led to Leno taking the show back, the financial burden of buying out Leno's contract while still paying him for the remainder of his term was much, much…

There's a fog upon LA
And Jay Leno's lost his way
"You can host again," they'd said.
Now he lost his show instead

Man, both of Steve Jobs' old companies are floundering right now.

Yeah, I'd heard about this. My reply was. . . I'm not sure what my reply was.

That would be pretty great, but pretty unlikely. (But pretty great.)

HAHA, APRIL FOOLS?!?