I thought Jon Stewart was great at it. For that matter, Colbert would be great. In character, preferrably.

"I'm okay with. . . three major. . . not as. . . a case for." - Mike D'Angelo, AV Club

Parable? How so?

I'm gonna put @avclub-6bf4ab3c1385947af550e61e8c70ff2c:disqus and @avclub-82ce793b52b4f8893511fbdd2cd97e81:disqus 's lists together, throw in "I Didn't See It Coming," and call it a Top Ten because fuck math.

Baton-able.

Yeah, I'm all about Tom Petty The Heartbreakers.

As a pretty big fan of both, I imagine I'll be a pretty big fan of #BOTH!!

He has a really small role in "Groundhog Day." He's the kid at the end of the movie who gets married and screams, "Wrestlemania, no way!!!" I'd say that's only borderline lunatic, not really raving.

No kidding, when was the last time they were here? '06?

It's not exactly 6/8 time, it's mostly in 4 with a bar of 2 in the middle of each phrase.

Certainly not a gate the size of a giant gorilla.

The conductor was signing? How very reckless of him/her!

Thanks to which, he got to make out with Janel Moloney repeatedly. And now, he's in a movie with apes.

So now that Black Eyed Peas have been (justifiably) hated on twice in this feature, how bout we ask Will.i.am what his least favorite song is?

It seemed like Hall and Oates were ironically cool starting around 2003 or 2004, and now they've swung back around and are just cool again. Well, not cool, but acceptable. Well, maybe not acceptable, but. . . dammit, you know what I mean.

"This Is Our Country." Boom.

You've seen Country Strong?

Well damn. I wasn't a big fan of her music, but who cares - this is terrible news.

I spent a long time believing in a soul mate, and thought I'd found one when I was in college. Then it ended, and I found another, and then I found another, and then I was just confused.

Out of curiosity, what pre reqs do you need to talk about love and loss?