Yes.

Those are not shows. They do not exist. You are simply mistaken, or blatantly lying for misguided comedy's sake. Good day to you, sir.

All that said, I am apparently a huge hipster douche.

One of the best shows of my life
I went to Johnny Brenda's to see Serena-Maneesh and Wovenhand. During Serena-Maneesh's set, I ended up dancing with David Eugene Edwards of Wovenhand, though I didn't recognise him at first. After the set, I was outside smoking, and when I walked back in, I ran into Scotty Krueger,…

Switters,

I once met Dan Deacon at a coffee shoppe. I struck up a conversation, pretending to not know who he was, and when it turned to music, I told him I hated Dan Deacon and I hoped he'd die.

As a former homeless person, I got the shit kicked out of me there. Science lied to me.

Please, yes, more discussion of Yoopers. I miss the place.