That is the exact thing I thought about each time I've read these articles.  "Oh, Vince, you're playing with your Schticky!"

That is the exact thing I thought about each time I've read these articles.  "Oh, Vince, you're playing with your Schticky!"

"28 Days Later".  If it ushered in a new, obnoxious zombie genre, so be it.  The movie scared the crap out of me and left me thinking about it long after I left the theater.

"28 Days Later".  If it ushered in a new, obnoxious zombie genre, so be it.  The movie scared the crap out of me and left me thinking about it long after I left the theater.

Man, 'Flash Gordon' was one of my all-time favorite movies as a kid.  Ornella Muti was so beautiful it made my head explode.

Man, 'Flash Gordon' was one of my all-time favorite movies as a kid.  Ornella Muti was so beautiful it made my head explode.

I thought it was the opposite; it made me have a ton of respect for someone I had long thought was a living joke.  Joan Rivers, while, yes, living a very rich and privileged life now, worked her ass off to attain basic respect in a very male dominated world of stand-up comedy.  It's easy to crack on her looks or…

I thought it was the opposite; it made me have a ton of respect for someone I had long thought was a living joke.  Joan Rivers, while, yes, living a very rich and privileged life now, worked her ass off to attain basic respect in a very male dominated world of stand-up comedy.  It's easy to crack on her looks or…

'A Piece of Work' was awesome.  I give that woman a ton of credit.

'A Piece of Work' was awesome.  I give that woman a ton of credit.

And that red stripe… and the logo… the way it just floated off your hand when you returned a volley… so effortlessly… almost sensual.

And that red stripe… and the logo… the way it just floated off your hand when you returned a volley… so effortlessly… almost sensual.

I know a lot of people find her very funny but what I've seen of her routines is pretty standard and observational.  Every once in a while she has a clever remark but I just don't find her all that funny.

I know a lot of people find her very funny but what I've seen of her routines is pretty standard and observational.  Every once in a while she has a clever remark but I just don't find her all that funny.

Surely he couldn't be referring to Paula Poundstone.  That woman is HILARIOUS!

Surely he couldn't be referring to Paula Poundstone.  That woman is HILARIOUS!

The entire movie scares the shit out of me.  I'm 33 and just thinking about being sucked into a fan or vat of chocolate gives me nightmares.

The entire movie scares the shit out of me.  I'm 33 and just thinking about being sucked into a fan or vat of chocolate gives me nightmares.

Tell you what.  I can paint that car up something fierce.  I'm thinking an angel on the hood but, like you know, a naked angel with big tits out and all that.  A snake wraps around her but the snake isn't a "snake" it's a dragon because dragons are cooler than snakes.  Plus, I can't really draw snakes all that well,…

Tell you what.  I can paint that car up something fierce.  I'm thinking an angel on the hood but, like you know, a naked angel with big tits out and all that.  A snake wraps around her but the snake isn't a "snake" it's a dragon because dragons are cooler than snakes.  Plus, I can't really draw snakes all that well,…