My notifications have been crazy for days now.

You've obviously never actually been to Seaside Heights then.

But instead of New Orleans we get Camden.  Pretty even, I think.

Landon Donovan is stuck shilling for the food court in Target.

Most people judge New Jersey on what they see in the opening credits of 'The Sopranos'.  Or 'Jersey Shore'.  The last one has some truth to it, I'll admit.

No one knows or cares enough to respond, especially on a review like this. (blow it up on the Hater and you'll get responses like crazy) It does suck not to see them but there will be other chances.

Still at work.  Then off to pull the hoodie up and hit the gym.  Time to dance.

I can't 'favorite' them here.  They only let me 'like'.  Which makes me sad.

Bossy.

Yes.

You and your Spotify.

Oh my fucking god I am so pissed I missed this article.  I have been trying for YEARS to get AVC to talk about this movie.

Good Christ. I actually just watched the real video and holy fuck.  The reactions are pretty awesome.

Has a Wachowski sex change joke been made?  I don't know.  If not, let me be the first to make the first horrible, tired reference. 

O'Neal's not dead, just fired.  Poor, poor fired, dead O'Neal.

It starts with two staffers taking turns puking in each other's mouths.  Then they puke on the camera.  Then one shits in the other's mouth.  No, I'm not telling you who they were but you'd be surprized.

Or crippling OCD.

I never knew that.  Great, now I'm thinking about that scene.

I've brought these up before but 'Men Behind the Sun' and especially 'Philosophy of a Knife' take a very strong stomach to get through.  Two words: "frostbite scene"

The blowtorch/eye thing in Hostel made me sick for days.  It really disturbed me.