Smoke signals.  I'm old school like that.

Exactly.  I mentioned the Chinatown scene in another thread but I'd argue that Aronofsky makes NYC movies unlike any other director right now.  It's a feeling of being on certain areas or streets that you immediately feel like you're walking down.  The scene in 'Black Swan' where Natalie Portman sees her "double" for…

Nathan's Seafood Sampler Calories: 3378

If you think Oreos and milk are the cause of American obesity, you obviously haven't been paying attention to just about every other US fast food item:

'Requiem' is my least favorite Aronofsky film but it still has a shit-ton of good moments.  He's a director where the technique just stops you cold it's so good.  (The bodycam chase scene in the alley is just awesome.) 

I never realized there was a backlash on "Pi".  I loved it and thought it was one of the best aspects of the new independent films of the last 20 years.  Sure, it's absurd at times but so many great aspects come up. (The Chinatown shots are beautiful.) 

I always liked the 3rd act.  And the ending is pitch perfect

The greatest thing in the world is an Oreo dunked in milk until it turns soft and almost falls appart.  The trick is to get half the Oreo soft but keeping the other half hard.  The combination is divine.

Ugh.  Hydrox were terrible.  Outside of the look, they tasted NOTHING like Oreos.

I always liked the 3rd act.  And the ending is pitch perfect.

Oh, I see what you did there.  The first movie was decent and the second was god. fucking. awful. 

But. . . but. . . I don't own an iPad.  WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?

Saturn.  Saturn has the most planetary sex appeal.

This is a rare year where I didn't see most of the films nominated but 'The Artist' was very well done.  And you can call it a gimmick but releasing a silent film in 2012 is a ballsy move.

The really idiotic part is that the entire plan for Bin Ladens death took months of training and years of planning.  The moment he was dead, an entire new contingecy was being implemented.  The fucking Times ran a huge article detailing exactly what went down and every new outfit ran almost constant coverage, some of…

Because Canada is America's polite hat.

And that old couple seemed so nice. . .

He looks like Lyndon LaRouche.

Exactly what I thought.

I came.