IF WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT RAPE STOVE THEN I WILL HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS CONVERSATION.

There is absolutely no chance in hell I'll watch 'Kung Fu Panda 2' but that little giftset is awesome.  Chopsticks for EVERYONE!

I guarantee he didn't use enough strychnine.

Fact:  The actual purpose of the Large Hadron Collider was to create guitar picks that could harness the absolute, pure beauty of That Laurel Canyon Sound.

I actually thought this was the band playing 'Last Caress'.  Damn.

Holy shit, are you serious?  I don't think I could watch without my brain exploding, both from laughing so hard and the beautiful, majestic awesomeness of Dawes.

I damn well better be in the 'made my year brighter' category.

I see what you did there.

NOW DO 'CLASSICAL GAS'.

Hey Lobsters, have you listened to the Noel Gallagher album?  Is it any good?  I know you're a Beady Eye fan.  I like the song they play on the radio now.

He's so in character his name doesn't even appear on the call sheet.  He's been walking around town using that voice for months now.  And don't you EVER look him directly in the eye while he's on set.

Merry Christmas, Lobsters.  I'd send you some Fucked Up cds if I lived by you.  Don't drink too much.

Wait, there's more. . .

People seem to absolutely love this band.  What I've heard from them is fine but nothing I'd go crazy over.  I've always loved this particular song, though.  I like the restrained version here but I sort of wish they went full out.  The drums are great.

I'm totally stealing that line.

@avclub-404bfdece06f0fc5ba56bef1e19d8896:disqus I understand the sentiment that the West has created much of the turmoil and has for the last 30-40 years had to deal with it and I certainly don't gain comfort that many innocent and ancillary lives are lost every time we drop a bomb on foreign soil thousands of miles…

The video wouldn't play but judging by that screen cap, this looks shitty.

@avclub-404bfdece06f0fc5ba56bef1e19d8896:disqus Again, that is conflating notions of death in the particular situation.  Yes, millions of people die from health related issues but unfortunately cancer doesn't have a political agenda or training camps in Afghanistan.  Cars and cigarettes don't warp a religion and…

In other hotline news, Jerry Sandusky's lawyer inadvertently gave out the number for a gay sex line:

@avclub-a9ab29b18796823dd9be52a3f74c1459:disqus I think Katrina and New Orleans is still very much in the public mind, especially those living in the city and that area. I still am moved by photos of the skyline literally burning.  Also, that was a natural disaster; humans didn't cause death and destruction in that…