Wait, what? Say that again?

I am sad at this news. For a moment of levity, consider this

The best part is where the woman refuses to kiss him.

Did you see that sex tape of his? Probably the saddest thing I have seen from a man who claims to have slept with 1000 (evidently unsatisfied) women.

Hondo

He came the fuck in, then fucked the fuck off. Capaldi was not happy.

Not as a rule. It's all emptiness to them.

Not without my Lube

Take that back, or the ginger nut gets it!

What Switzerland really have is a frigging easy group. Expect them to progress from the group stage while USA exit early. People have already pointed out that if they strictly applied their lovely shiny new anti-immigration policies, Switzerland wouldn't have a team at all.

"The Shield Generators are down, Lord Vader, you may start your landing."

Quoting Frankie Boyle:

Question - Who has the pandorica?
Answer - I do. Now look at my fucking muscles.

London does not work that way!!

It looks very toyetic, doesn't it

I was wondering what style Snyder would be going for with the next Batman. Sooooo, Joel Schumacker it is, then

This man is a massive cock. That is all, I will see myself out.

Possibly. But I saw no mention in this article about slow death and/or immense decay. So who knows?

"Well at least put a seat belt on it!"
" I thought that was just for take offs and landings!"

It's a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart