Sounds great—now if only Rob Lowe would ask me to go, I'm there.

Anywhere, no you don't!

Someone who can't understand why anyone would enjoy watching sports understands little about humanity.

Brand's monologue
was absolute shit. I give him credit for actually writing his own stuff, but it was not funny at all. He bombed with the studio audience and with me.

Aw, ya gotta bump Street up one or Becky down one.

My dad would find a lot to like about Cave Commentor, primarily that he is not one of the college educated elites.

My dream world involves time travel and forced IUD's on these pregnant girls' moms (and what the hell—castration for their dads).

Shame on all of you. Back me up here, Baxter.

As always, I'm with Baxter. Can we please end with the humor and entertainment? I want my pop culture news delivered with the solemn dignity and respect that it deserves. Also, can you choose a more appropriate target for your snark, as Miley Cyrus is absolutely not one of the least talented, blatantly focus group…

Well, Big Fish is a piece of shit, so you might as well watch Miley movies. Seriously, if you like that movie you shouldn't be commenting on anything.

@Bridge toll, I'm with you to some extent, but I'm not sure if I'll be able to stomach seeing these dumbfucks' dead or dying babies on the streets.

I'm with Eakin. How dare you, ONeal, criticize a show that is in no way one of the most irresponsible pieces of trash ever conceived for television.

They'll turn Que Sera Sera into a rap song (hopefully rapped by the robot).

Everybody Topaz-es.

bullshit!
Turman's best known for getting eaten by a gremlin.

Randolph Carter Beats Cthulu.

Nope, it was all consensual.

It's technically brilliant, but I got bored even with that about 3/4 of the way through. Overall, I'd give it a positive review for being unique, ambitious and nasty.

I don't give a shit about what Noe says. The film as presented offers loads of evidence that Oscar is reincarnated in the end. Ambiguous, sure.

@therationalist: that was placenta