"Buy buy BUY! I mean, SELL! I mean, YELL LOTS OF THINGS!"

Glad you got Stargate in there, and really cool that he was able to co-create Landry as a character.

Wow, so you disappeared forever after allegedly killing your maid and attacking your wife, only to reemerge in the AV Club comments section?

Ralph not Charles Taylor it is!

#Iloathehashtags

And the Mormons didn't recognize their ability to talk until 1986.

I couldn't bear to watch that movie, but for some reason the turtle scene from the trailers still makes me chuckle.

It's only private information because you haven't shared it yet. The simple act of divulging it makes it no longer private, so everything will be A-OK if you do so!

I am, and stop calling me Surly!

Men in Black 4?

I got so confused when KFC started this stupid campaign, because I briefly thought the woman in this poster was Wendy:

From the same creator, is this masterpiece:

I bought one of the Haunted Mansions for investment purposes (I have a few of the larger sets stored to resell for a profit - something which Lego is sadly/happily {depending on your opinion} trying to stop) and had such a hard time not tearing it open to build and display.

Giant fighting robots are the best! I love seeing people create their own giant Lego mechs!

Yeah, I know that in general that's true. I just don't get why…when I was a kid I never liked having more than a couple figures of the same character at a time.

Ah, got it.

Oh crap…the last time my ear was plugged and I tried to clear it out myself (with drops and an ear bulb), I got so dizzy when I tilted my head back up that I nearly vomited and passed out on the floor. NO THANKS!

Heck yes! I love pretty much all of the themes, with favorites being Star Wars, Technic and the Creator sets. My wife loves Castle / Hobbit / LoTR, and our daughter will (hopefully) love Friends, Disney Princesses, and combining them with whatever other themes she wants, "boy" or "girl" themes or not.

Though the lack of female characters is frustrating, I'd like to point out the other problem so many toy/action figure lines have had for the last 20 years:

Also, IT'S WILLARD SCOTT!