"In many respects it would be like telling a professional golfer to shoot 63 around Augusta National, then come back and shoot 59, to prove that he can play golf."

I'm not sure I want to live in a world where "Tosh.O did it!" is valid criticism.

"THERR KHAN BEE ONLEE UN…DEAD!"

Which is even more insane, IMHO. "I'm pretending to speak at length about random topics to block you from continuing."

"Bing, what is the Taco Bell Bell's sound?"

Liked for username. C64 was the best!

Am I seriously the only one who HATED pagination? It only allowed you to keep track of threads if nobody was commenting on anything before yours, otherwise the damn page number always changed.

I just finished The Atopia Chronicles by Matthew Mather.

I dunno, but a Baba Wawa is one of the women on The View.

Especially that "Tchoff-Tchoff-Tchoff-Tchoff-Tchoff-Tch-Tchoff" one!

I will wait for the inevitable documentary-of-a-documentary of the theatrical spinoff of this musical.

Stick Eric Cantor next to him please. "Let's change the rules of the House so only the GOP party leader can call a vote on ending the government shutdown!" Holy fucking shit is our government broken!

That's backstage, right? With all of the horribly maimed actors?

Hey guys! Lego Raiders of the Lost Ark: The Documentary of the Documentary of the Video Game of the Lunchbox of the Miniature Playset of the Novelization of the Broadway Play of the Video Game!

"GORIGNAK! GORIGNAK!"

The Rock II:The Rock vs. The Rock - Starring The Rock, Nicolas Cage and stock footage of retired Sean Connery!

He's their third choice.

Tell me how you make $1000 a day approving shitty movie scripts from home?

"Based on the novel Stone Cold Bummer by Manipulate"

My wife and I both say, when asked to do something, "I can do it…nine times!"