A.A. Dowd - The second A stands for Armond White!

"…and as the man lay, writhing in pain from the poison, he asked the snake, 'Why?'

I remember, there was "guy pulling his own face apart in the mirror guy"!

Awesome.  You always do your research before these, and it shows.  I seem to recall several other subjects commenting on that as well.

Eh, Steve!  How's your cousin, Bob McDLT?  Still hot and cold?

@avclub-6b8aa777ed70e7f15a45947a0f0c5986:disqus  - Oops, my last-minute editing made my point unclear.

Yeah…"To viewers of a certain age or sensibility, 'There’s a leek in my boat' will seem the height of witty wordplay."

Or you could be Vincent Gallo and have actual sex on camera under the pretense of "art".

*frowns*

Or they multiply each other exponentially, so their collaboration is four hours of endless quippy dialogue on a blinding white screen?

Hate to break it to you, but the original lines have been Lucas'd to sound Kiwi as well now.

I saw new-agey Craig Chaquico in concert once.

But thankfully he blasted his way free so he could be the best man at the toilet-paper-face bounty hunter's wedding!

@avclub-884c4beddd8c98bb3b016bdfcc1bcdf8:disqus  - Wait, but "movies" and "TV shows" are genres, right?

Good luck!

I discovered a new offramp hatred on Monday - people who bypass ten minutes of stopped traffic by TURNING RIGHT FROM THE LEFT TURN LANES!

OH, thanks for reminding me, I brought in sugar free Jelly Bellies on Monday and forgot about them!

ARRRRRRRRGH!  My supervisor does this all the time.  It annoys my coworker and I terribly.

California's Unemployment Department are a bunch of dicks.

My wife and I were pushing our daughter around in a stroller at the mall, and coming out of the elevator there was a short hallway and a single doorway.