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Look Who's Twoking?

As long as it's nothing like Baby Geniuses, that's at least a 15% increase in the chance I might watch an episode.

"And then you remixed the theme song and made me want to stab you in the face…"  That's how it goes, right?

That blew me away…my girlfriend at the time realized it was palindromes halfway through the video, then we watched it again a couple of times.

Only if she gets stabbed through the face with a metal pole.

But isn't it exciting to see a blurry little pic of what they look like?

Metal Gear: So Obviously Lacking In Dignity

Considering how most video-game-based movies are an incomprehensible mess, I can only imagine how the movie would turn out if the game itself was already an incomprehensible mess.

Would it be sacrilege to suggest that the third film, if made, should have a cameo by Tenacious D?  Despite my dislike of Jack Black, I think having them do Tribute as a tribute to Bill and Ted's ultimate song would be fun.

(Different movie but) O'DOYLE RULES!

I like referring to her as Cat Carrier, or Cat Folio, or Cat Box.

"Golly, Mister Chase!  I'm so sorry I slipped in that water you left so carefully on the floor!  I'll be sure to be more careful next time!"

I like him too!  I thought it was really sad that

For the same reason so many people think Twitter is such an amazing thing.

I have heard rumors of a song so powerful, it can remove ANY OTHER SONG from your head.

I hate that fucking song.

You know, everyone always talks about how shitty Troll 2 was…but did anyone see the first one?  It was definitely not high art.  The troll poses as a little girl so it can ring-stab Sonny Bono and turn him into a giant green poop-cocoon that explodes into a forest, fer cryin' out loud!

*Kelsey Grammer voice* "Prosthetics?  I guess she had some big boobs to fill… "

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