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Aurora Boreanaz
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He's a bad man.  He's a very bad man.  I'm gonna send him to the cornfield!

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"Who the hell still has a 13-inch computer screen?" asked the guy who represented himself online with a screen capture from a cartoon of a renowned actor's face appearing in the Aurora Borealis but with the actor's last name in place of the word Borealis because that was amusing to him at the time he was trying to

"Renowned author Dan Brown gazed admiringly at the pulchritudinous
brunette’s blonde tresses, flowing from her head like a stream but made from
hair instead of water and without any fish in."

I can't wait for Medieval Times: The Movie: The MMORPG!

He's pissed at being named "Cam Gigandet".

Eyes too far apart = Lily Cole.  I swear she's a Gray in disguise…

There was a TekWar video game as well, an FPS if I recall correctly.  I don't remember much else about it, so it probably sucked too.

My wife and I have been watching It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia for the same reason, because my brothers love it…but we haven't laughed more than once or twice in two seasons…think it's time to give up.

From the point of his speech here on, he's my favorite B5 character.

Could Fichtner be Casey Jones?

It's been retooled into a very nice lace doily-covered stump.

…probably.

Up All Night: The Cancelled Sitcom retooled as Up All Night: The Microwaveable Breakfast Cereal.

That's the way to do it!

Oh yeah?  What if it says 99:99?  When is it right THEN?

Big lettuce doesn't bug me.  Gristle in my grilled chicken though…if I bite into it twice in a sandwich/wrap, I'm done with it.

DA DA DADA DADA DA DA CIRCUS
DA DA DADA DADA DA AV CLUB

CAN SHAPED LIKE LOGO!  BEER GOOD!