On the upside, this means when the movie version comes out, it'll overcompensate by doing slow-motion closeups on the boiling eggs and the forgotten hat, THEN doing flashbacks to those scenes right before they become important again.

I haven't read anything of his yet, but Hill scores points with me just by convincing his dad to fix the ending of 11/22/63.  That ended up being my favorite King novel ever, because the ending lived up to the rest of the story.

*waits for Dildo Shaped Like Louie Anderson's response*

Great news, everyone!  O'Neal Snark rations have been increased to two posts per day!

*smirks* You could at least spell your own name right, it's RIGHT THERE on your Disqus profile!

All of the calculations are done server side, especially the ones where splines are reticulated.

Whaddya mean, "WHAT A
HORRIBLE NIGHT"?  EVERY night we have the curse, so why is this one any more horrible than another?

*pours out a whole thing of candy beans*

And the lampshades, too.

*puts on Daft Punk's Get Lucky for you*

You should see the 1.5 million likes for Rachael Ray's tweet "ME LIKEY FOOD!"

D) Dead in the first five minutes of the film (hopeful)?

Avatar/comment synergy at its best!

"I created Yahoo Serious!" - Young Einstein

"There are far too many misattributed songs on the Internet, especially parody songs attributed to 'Weird' Al Yankovic." - Abraham Lincoln

@avclub-d7b683529752a4d24d84c4941861a363:disqus  - Sorry, that actually is pretty cool!  I love hearing stories about others' brushes with historical figures.  Also, you share a name with a small town in Maine where my mom used to buy antiques.

@avclub-3c23902822283144c09d87f123545c87:disqus  - Technically I was correct…I said the company name had nothing to do with the industrialist's name.  If the company was around first, and the guy bought stock in it later, then they're not connected except by coincidence…or an attempt to make a connection later.

I'm still amazed that he's related to one of the founders of Arm & Hammer, ALSO named Armie (Armand) Hammer, but his name had nothing to do with the company name…just a huge coincidence.

Okay, I've gotta ask, as this has been bugging me for a while.  What is the meaning (if any) behind your name?  I keep thinking it's one of those sound-alikes, like TheCzarCastIchbasTurd…

He could also be up for the role of The Comptroller, The Combiner, The Constipator, The Copulator, The CranRaisinator, or The Comicbookvillainor.