"I used to be an adventurer like you, until I became morbidly obese from eating all of the cheese wheels in Skyrim."

"Megan Fox is like a series of tubes…tubular, you might say."  - Senator Ted Stevens

I didn't spend much time with the regular Ultima games, but Ultima Underworld was the first true first-person RPG I played (as in, being able to move around in 3D space without being confined to squares like most dungeon delvers of the era).  I still have fond memories of running into a monster I assumed I was far too…

Well, if you hated that, you should stick around, because (SPOILER MAYBE) it turns out to be BS used to turn Jedi to the Dark Side.

My step-brothers have seen Prince at a JW convention at least once.  Bodyguards block off an entire seating section for him.

He's not…bad looking exactly.  But he does kinda look like an 11-year-old playing a dad in the school play.

No, no NO!  Han Solo only has three children, Jacen, Jaina and Anakin!  They're all Jedi, Anakin dies in the Yuuzhan Vong war, and Jacen turns to the Dark Side and kills Jaina before getting killed himself!

Okay, so now I have to go watch Dirty Harry again.  Haven't seen it since I was a kid, and didn't know Garak was in it!  (Also at first thought you were referring to Scorpius from Farscape, which is not only wrong, but a totally different actor.)

Haha, I think I have, but that might have been before I saw The Frighteners, so I wouldn't have noticed the reference.

That was the first role I consciously noticed him in.  He was so fantastically unhinged, and the scene with his ghost glaring in the back seat of the car was such a great final moment.  Ever since then I've been excited whenever I see him in something else.  (He even got to use syringes full of glowing green stuff in…

And Laura San Giacomo will make a guest appearance?  Preferably in some revealing and/or tight-fitting clothes.

Is Jonathan Winters going to play her infant son?

Ah, so this show premiered about a year early for me, as I was up for much of the last few nights for that exact reason.

Up All Night is now being retooled into a Home Improvement sequel with Tim the Re-Tool Man Taylor.

Weird with all of the talk about pirating or torrenting it.  I just got it on disc through Netflix and watched it last week.

Weren't they around with a different bassist as "Urine-Soaked Leg Coverings"?

Also, Jesse Heiman is the Ubiquitous Extra!  He's famous for being in the background in dozens of movies and TV shows!  With that fame it's not unbelievable he could score a hot woman, is it?

I don't know!

If all the Innsmouth gals look like her, count me as a follower of Dagon!

"Viral meme synergy"?