There's a car dealership near me whose name is so long I want to keep adding words to it.

I hated pizza for some reason as a young kid.  I think I got a bad frozen one and it put me off pizza for years.  Finally tried it again in seventh grade and have loved it ever since.

I hated pizza for some reason as a young kid.  I think I got a bad frozen one and it put me off pizza for years.  Finally tried it again in seventh grade and have loved it ever since.

I've always thought colorful gems are far prettier anyway.  Thankfully my wife agrees.

I've always thought colorful gems are far prettier anyway.  Thankfully my wife agrees.

Oh, I know the replica isn't real.  I assumed (having not had anything to do with Twilight since my wife dragged me to the second film) that in the book/movie they were real diamonds, since vampires live forever and are rich.

Oh, I know the replica isn't real.  I assumed (having not had anything to do with Twilight since my wife dragged me to the second film) that in the book/movie they were real diamonds, since vampires live forever and are rich.

What the fuck is that ring supposed to be?  A diamond pineapple?

What the fuck is that ring supposed to be?  A diamond pineapple?

HAhahaha, because all food even Mexican-adjacent causes irritation in the bowels, right?

HAhahaha, because all food even Mexican-adjacent causes irritation in the bowels, right?

I really enjoyed that movie, especially when Septimus' ghost is looking on, disgusted, as his corpse is reanimated to attack Tristan.

I really enjoyed that movie, especially when Septimus' ghost is looking on, disgusted, as his corpse is reanimated to attack Tristan.

GINGRICH NEEDS MISTRESSES

GINGRICH NEEDS MISTRESSES

Is that a new show or something?

Is that a new show or something?

CS, B: When I was in third grade, I usually walked to school with a neighbor kid.  His older sister was kind of a bitch.  One day I was sick and called his house to tell him, and as soon as his sister picked up the phone I had a coughing fit and had to hang up until I recovered.  When I called back again and said I…

CS, B: When I was in third grade, I usually walked to school with a neighbor kid.  His older sister was kind of a bitch.  One day I was sick and called his house to tell him, and as soon as his sister picked up the phone I had a coughing fit and had to hang up until I recovered.  When I called back again and said I…

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