He must be practicing for his eventual casting in that absurd Akira remake.

The central California Mormons I knew refer to SLC residents as Utards.  The bubble effect is well known.

The central California Mormons I knew refer to SLC residents as Utards.  The bubble effect is well known.

I'm pretty sure O'Neal has previously said "Out of all of the movies released this year, this is certainly one of them."

I'm pretty sure O'Neal has previously said "Out of all of the movies released this year, this is certainly one of them."

Prior to that he was known as Nicolas Bats-in-the-Belfry McGillicutty, where he invented Sarsparilla in 1835.

Prior to that he was known as Nicolas Bats-in-the-Belfry McGillicutty, where he invented Sarsparilla in 1835.

Dumbest idea EVER: http://minmmo.org/ - A Christian ministry that specializes in annoying players of MMOs.

Dumbest idea EVER: http://minmmo.org/ - A Christian ministry that specializes in annoying players of MMOs.

Saoirse Ronan has a few to spare him.

Saoirse Ronan has a few to spare him.

I wouldn't say it ruined a "decent" movie, but it certainly ruined the end of a movie.

I wouldn't say it ruined a "decent" movie, but it certainly ruined the end of a movie.

Clerks III: The Last Clerks
Clerks IV: We Meant Last As In Previous, Not Final

Clerks III: The Last Clerks
Clerks IV: We Meant Last As In Previous, Not Final

Clerks of Duty: Black Coats II

Clerks of Duty: Black Coats II

Top choice females: Emilia Clarke, Scarlett Johansson, ANNE HATHAWAY.

Top choice females: Emilia Clarke, Scarlett Johansson, ANNE HATHAWAY.

On a side note, does anyone else find it suspicious that the nurse who accidentally let a crank call through to Kate Middleton's nurse was found dead of apparent suicide?  I wonder if she jumped down an elevator shaft…onto some bullets?