*resists the pull of puns*

*resists the pull of puns*

They only nominate humans who WEAR hats, not sentient hats themselves.

They only nominate humans who WEAR hats, not sentient hats themselves.

"Does the dick suck the sucker, or does the sucker suck the dick?" - Ofcock Castaneda

"Does the dick suck the sucker, or does the sucker suck the dick?" - Ofcock Castaneda

Would this be easier for you with some Sprite?

Would this be easier for you with some Sprite?

What did you expect from the Ministry of Shut The Fuck Up And Get Back To Work?

What did you expect from the Ministry of Shut The Fuck Up And Get Back To Work?

The last time The Hobbit was in theaters, there was no Star Trek preview before it in your area?

The last time The Hobbit was in theaters, there was no Star Trek preview before it in your area?

Finally convinced to do something drastic to start wearing down our Netflix instant queue, my wife and I started picking things to watch at random instead of trying to agree on something to watch.  We ended up with:

Finally convinced to do something drastic to start wearing down our Netflix instant queue, my wife and I started picking things to watch at random instead of trying to agree on something to watch.  We ended up with:

OMG White Tulip!  *sniffle*

OMG White Tulip!  *sniffle*

@avclub-b7ee6f5f9aa5cd17ca1aea43ce848496:disqus  - Finally got to this episode last night, and that was basically the same reaction I had.

I prefer my interpretation of that song.  Burl offers you a "cup of Cheer", as in laundry detergent, as he's trying to poison you so he can move in on the girl after you're dead.

I prefer my interpretation of that song.  Burl offers you a "cup of Cheer", as in laundry detergent, as he's trying to poison you so he can move in on the girl after you're dead.

…damn.  You must have beaten me by a few minutes, and yours is better phrased anyway.