Just don't say her name three times in front of a mirror in a dark bathroom.  She'll appear, kill you, and dress your corpse in shitty clothes.

*kazoo solo*

*kazoo solo*

Yok-oh for fuck's sake!

Yok-oh for fuck's sake!

They already did about nine stories from that time period.  Spoiler Alert - They aren't great.

They already did about nine stories from that time period.  Spoiler Alert - They aren't great.

No, but it keeps coming back in various time periods far enough out from the original movies to not interfere too much with them.  You know, like 50 years after RotJ, or 4000 years before ANH…

No, but it keeps coming back in various time periods far enough out from the original movies to not interfere too much with them.  You know, like 50 years after RotJ, or 4000 years before ANH…

Yeah, and the "add an extra vowel for each generation of clone" thing?  "We're under attack!  Call in the Stooooooooormtrooooooooooopeeeeeeeeers!"

Yeah, and the "add an extra vowel for each generation of clone" thing?  "We're under attack!  Call in the Stooooooooormtrooooooooooopeeeeeeeeers!"

"Don't talk to Uncle Owen or Aunt Beru.  I live with them and I don't talk to them.  They're nothing but filth and I wish they'd die."

"Don't talk to Uncle Owen or Aunt Beru.  I live with them and I don't talk to them.  They're nothing but filth and I wish they'd die."

Leeloo Dallas Multipass!

Leeloo Dallas Multipass!

Now known as The Man Who Does Shitty Commercials.

Now known as The Man Who Does Shitty Commercials.

Believe it or not, with a few exceptions I know most 70's musicians by sound and not by appearance.

Believe it or not, with a few exceptions I know most 70's musicians by sound and not by appearance.

My first car was a lemon yellow '78 Pontiac Phoenix.