Please!  His pay isn't like a dumptruck, it's more like a series of tubes!

*salutes* Well played, O'Neal.  Well played.

*salutes* Well played, O'Neal.  Well played.

Not misogynstic enough?

Not misogynstic enough?

Then I hit rock bottom….Chick Tracts.

Then I hit rock bottom….Chick Tracts.

You mean the "I believe in following the teachings of Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ!  So stop giving my hard-earned money to poor people!" people?

You mean the "I believe in following the teachings of Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ!  So stop giving my hard-earned money to poor people!" people?

(We already knew that.  Boy, are you clueless!)

(We already knew that.  Boy, are you clueless!)

"Defrost the next Drake and/or Josh clone!"

"Defrost the next Drake and/or Josh clone!"

I like how ratings have been disabled, and all of the comments on the front page are positive.  Seal up that echo chamber nice and good, now!

I like how ratings have been disabled, and all of the comments on the front page are positive.  Seal up that echo chamber nice and good, now!

"Please stop watching the show that pays me $300,000 an episode before God sends a bear to the set to maul me for making fun of my TV father."

"Please stop watching the show that pays me $300,000 an episode before God sends a bear to the set to maul me for making fun of my TV father."

I still wonder about that…if his kids' names are real, or just pseudonyms to keep them out of the public eye and give them some privacy.

I still wonder about that…if his kids' names are real, or just pseudonyms to keep them out of the public eye and give them some privacy.

@avclub-ea098057cb0d1379deaf8c1cf4a1fe3b:disqus  - An imaginary group of winged beings multiplied by infinity is still imaginary.  Call me when you have an actual angel with wings and a sword for me to meet.