LOVE the Durst…

I always considered Boyhood as a prequel to Boyz N The Hood, with Mason eventually just growing up to be Furious Styles. We should all be so lucky to grow up and be Furious Styles.

Face/Off is so fucking good. I will personally fight anyone who disagrees. I don't even care how many people it is. I'm willing to die for this.

I just remember one time in a 6th grade music class, a teacher let every student bring in their favorite song and play it for the class. Of course she didn't check any of them out in advance. Of course someone brought "Because I Got High." Of course her slow realization/reaction was amazing.

Paaa-kkkkkkaaaaahhhh

It must be weird for Beck right now. On one hand, I'm sure he's probably stoked that he won a Grammy, on the other hand, he has to be asking himself "what does it say about myself as an artist that the people who think Macklemore is a better rapper than Kendrick Lamar like me this much?"

My favorite film review of all time was one for SJP's "I Don't Know How She Does It" that just said "I don't know why she does it" and nothing else.

Nobody likes you when you're 43…

The bit where Jermaine is dating the Australian named Keitha and Murray calls her Kevina is the best.

Get me a small man's wet suit, please!

I just hope Jermaine remembers to bring the dad guitar this time.

The episode where Paul loses his virginity and is scarred by how terrible/uncomfortable the sex is is painful to even think about…

Do you want some butter?

Nobody likes you when you're 43

I get that she probably wants to do comedy and maybe thinks Melissa McCarthy being fat counts as that. It just bums me out because I feel like she could be a legitimately great actress and she takes roles like "Hot Dog Bun" in Seth Rogen's upcoming Sausage Fest.

I know "there are no good roles for women in Hollywood", I get it. But there are plenty of roles that aren't as aggressively pointless/blatant about being cash grabs as this.

I just feel sad for Kristen Wiig that she feels like she has to do this.

Wave O'babies….

Let it bro…let it bro…

The only redeeming quality of Family Matters was Waldo Geraldo Faldo. When he took Maxine to see JFK and called it "JIFK" I laughed…