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Bill Cosby is nothing if not prolific. He's the Tupac of rape at this point.

Can they just cast Method Man or Redman and make the Green Lantern get his super powers from weed? This doesn't sound like a good movie, but it sounds like one I'd have a better chance of watching…

Don't waste your time on me….you're already…the voice inside my Ed.

I've never understood the appeal of ballads on the radio. I actually enjoy pop music because it's just stupid fun shit to sing along with in the car. Any time it tries to be more than that, I'm out.

When I first heard "Stay With Me," I felt it was similar to "Dragula."

He's basically just Kevin James at this point.

The problem is I feel like A7X would be the opening act on that bill…

As hot as Danielle Fishel was to me growing up, Cory had a chance to bone Linda Cardelleni on a ski trip that he passed up, so I'm pretty sure that he is gay anyways.

Can Dan Savage executive produce a show called Savage Love where Ben Savage and Fred Savage play gay lovers?

Sounds like someone just isn't up for The Adventure.

Can't wait to hear Matt Skiba's satanic spin on "I Want to Fuck a Dog in the Ass."

I'm not saying American Sniper is a great movie (although Bradley Cooper is great in it) or that Chris Kyle wasn't a horrible person (sounds very much like he was), but I really think it's hard to blame Clint Eastwood for the fact that a bunch of dumb rednecks got pumped up watching brown people die and view this

Soooooo hot. Want to touch the horsey…

Yes.

Yea, I don't care. The guy routinely threatened to rape/kill his wife for comedy/shock value. Sorry I don't have more sympathy for the sanctity of his family.

I like House of Cards for the entertaining trash that it is, but Spacey over McConaughey is complete insanity.

Mmm-hmm, okay, don't strain sweetheart, make it last all day.

I haven't seen Mortdecai, but I feel extremely comfortable blindly saying that Dunston Checks In, MVP (Most Valuable Primate), Mighty Joe Young, and Monkey Trouble are all better movies.