I can't think about Jack White without remembering that time Noel Gallagher said he looked like "Zorro on donuts" and then laughing uncontrollably. Whenever Noel Gallagher quits with the music and decides to do a stand up tour, I swear I will empty my bank account to follow him on the road.

I'm lil brudder and I can make it on my own.

Burnout is such a kick ass song. Green Day has spent the last decade putting out so much indescribably terrible music that a lot of people underrate their back catalog. Dookie, Insomniac, Nimrod, and about half of Warning are still pop punk perfection.

Definitely 7th Heaven…

It's a crime that he didn't talk about Grosse Pointe Blank

1. Boys And Girls
2. Stay Positive
3. Separation Sunday
4. Almost Killed Me
5. Heaven is Whenever

Craig Mack

The correct answer is Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik

What if Christian Bale just started remaking all of Ashton Kutcher's movies to show how superior he is? I could see him David O. Russell, and Mark Wahlberg teaming up for a pretty stellar Dude Where's My Car? update.

This guy is probably on the Mount Rushmore of people compleyely wasted by Hollywood.

That Anna Kendrick is one hot piece of ace, dude. I know from experience.

She was great in Up In The Air

Eating ice cream with the enemy, huh coach?

Yea but when Kirsten got sober she ended up meeting Jeri Ryan in rehab and being swindled into backing a fake charity. Should've just stuck with the booze.

Bring back Mr. Mack and The Center asap.

The AV Club's continued absolute hatred of House of Cards is mind boggling. I get that it's not a pantheon show, but it's not worthy of the wrath it takes from a website that routinely gives episodes of Scandal A and B ratings…

This.

My parents wouldn't buy me the Dynamite Hack album because it had a song on it called "Wussypuff" and they thought it sounded sexual. Looking back, I'm pretty sure they did me a solid.

Causing Kelly to have to try to support her entire family with tips earned from The Max

I was hoping it'd be a follow up on her Stacy Carosi character from Saved By the Bell. Like maybe her dad Leon dies and she, recently divorced, has to move across the country to take over Malibu Sands Beach Club. This is a show I would watch endlessly.