I'm gonna get you high today, cause es viernes, Craig. No tienes dinero. No tienes trabajador.

Ah The Patriot. It just wasn't a high school history class without hearing

"I'm not a child!"
"You're MY child!"

at least once…

Our Current Events teacher showed us Lord of War. He tried to spin it as "A lot of talk about guns in the news" but it was so hastily thrown together that it reeked of the movie being due back at the Video Rental place by 5 and him not having the money to renew it.

Independence Day 2: One Nation Under Xenu

Banging on a trash can…drummin' on a streetlight..

Since I was like 13, I have secretly been watching the shit out of Real World/Road Rules Challenges. I know they aren't good. I just have been watching them for so long that I can't break the cycle. I moved in with my girlfriend this year and she caught me devouring an episode and her reaction went from "ugh, what is…

She probably just thought you were Slippin'

Bring Bruh-Man to Iron Fist!

The Wonder Years

Haven't listened to the album but I'm laughing imagining he just sings "There's no rhyme or no reason for SHADY" in place of the "Time of the Season" chorus.

Eminem supports my theory that a musician can actually becomes so skilled that it prevents them from making good music. They get so lost in showing off their skill that they forget how to just make good, accessible music. Eminem would be much better off if he didn't have to rhyme 7 words in each bar just because he…

I've agreed to no such thing!

Does it answer once and for all what Omar Gooding what was really like on the set of Wild and Crazy Kids!?

Crack that whip….licorice whip

I like Run DMC. I even like 70's Aerosmith. But, as genre groundbreaking as it was, that Walk This Way collaboration is just awful.

Disagree solely for the "tryna get my hands some grants like Horace" line in It's All About the Benjamins

14 year old me is pumped to put his Geometry homework off to the side and check this new Less Than Jake out while I wait for my mom to get home from the grocery store with the pizza rolls.

We're ready to party, we're ready/I hope you bring lots of spaghetti
Come on in, come to the place where fun never ends….

So sad to hear the news about Captain Lou Albano

I was going to mention how I think "Somebody To Shove" and "Black Gold" are cool songs, but I remembered those are by Soul Asylum and not Collective Soul.