Benedict Cumerbatch for Tom Hiddleton straight up sounds like a lopsided trade for sure. There have to have been some future draft picks and cash considerations included for this to make sense.

No more Dr. Facehands?

It's all about "Fat Lenny".

I got last second tickets, admittedly balcony seats, for $60 bucks at the Watch The Throne tour and it was completely worth it.

Kanye more like Yawnye!!….this guy knows what I'm talking about. What about you sideburns? You want some of this Yeezus?

Idk man, I saw the Watch the Throne tour in Dallas and it was incredible. It reminded me of watching early 90's Michael Jackson concerts growing up. The whole thing was a spectacle and the entire crowd was 100% into it. It's the best stadium show I've ever been to, hands down.

Full House disclosure: I still have a Jesse and the Rippers cassette.

Louis becomes a middle man for Gus and after he runs into Walt at the lab, Walt has no choice but to use Walt Jr. as an unknowing deliverer for the ricin to kill him. But Walter Jr. accidentally ingests the ricin intended for Louis and dies. Walt is pretty sad but Walt still kills Louis too. Skyler also dies in this…

I heard this movie is so bad ass it's Riddick..

No, save the jokes. The Comedy Central Roast of Duck is NEXT year.

More like Groan Ups, amirite?

Havent seen that show in years, but I remember the song that Steven's dad plays Sandler about his divorce being hilarious.

The Animal makes The Waterboy look like The Machinist

And just like that, my Happy Gilmore Girls crossover script moves further down the pile….

Geez, don't be such a Skyler White…

This was really good. Unlike last season, they actually wrote a storyline and didn't just rely entirely on callbacks and screaming. I'm stoked for the rest of the season now.

My favorite new screamo band is either How To Eat A Cowboy On Your Last Day In Memphis or Pitch Black Sunrise; 9 A.M. Nassau On A Friday Afternoon. Whichever band's t-shirt at Hot Topic is more neon…

Charlemagne becomes manager of the Twins. Star pitcher Gideon is hooked on amphetamines. Holly is inconsolable.

Wendy the hooker as the love interest

Uncle Mike is secretly working for Nazir. In the first episode, he tells that hot mom he is going to take Chris out for pizzaburgers and rollericeskating and never comes home, kidnapping Chris as ransom to try and lure Brody out of hiding. Brody does not come out of hiding because it's not like Dana is in trouble or…